shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

THERE IS A GIANT SPIDER IN MY KITCHEN. ATTENTION 911 PLEASE SEND HELP

THERE IS A GIANT SPIDER IN MY KITCHEN. ATTENTION 911 PLEASE SEND HELP

wheelcher2:

honor students cheat more than anybody 

alongcameatom:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

melvismd:

scrapparchment:

thatonekidconnor:

keep-calm-stay-healthy:

izomo:

adr0itness:

truestrength525:

gohard-and-get-shredded93:

hashtag-gymlife:

rynvasnormandy:

Because sometimes men want to be the little spoon, to be held and feel safe, too. 

said no grown ass man ever

actually a lot of guys like to be held by their girl^

Not gonna lie, i have no problems with being the little spoon

i cant even fit around all his muscles

being the little spoon is awesome

"said no grown ass man ever" oh pls get over yourself 
 why is it seen as ~unmanly~ to enjoy cuddles oh my gOD

Especially when she gives your arm scratches and kisses your neck

I like being the little spoon, it’s like I’m a teddy bear

yeah I kind of dont think whether or not you like being snuggled from behind has anything to do with your gender at allbeing snuggled from any angle is awesome

I present to you the awesome men of tumblr

Yo fuck you being the small spoon is the fucking best

alongcameatom:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

melvismd:

scrapparchment:

thatonekidconnor:

keep-calm-stay-healthy:

izomo:

adr0itness:

truestrength525:

gohard-and-get-shredded93:

hashtag-gymlife:

rynvasnormandy:

Because sometimes men want to be the little spoon, to be held and feel safe, too. 

said no grown ass man ever

actually a lot of guys like to be held by their girl^

Not gonna lie, i have no problems with being the little spoon

i cant even fit around all his muscles

being the little spoon is awesome

"said no grown ass man ever" oh pls get over yourself 

 why is it seen as ~unmanly~ to enjoy cuddles oh my gOD

Especially when she gives your arm scratches and kisses your neck

I like being the little spoon, it’s like I’m a teddy bear

yeah I kind of dont think whether or not you like being snuggled from behind has anything to do with your gender at all
being snuggled from any angle is awesome

I present to you the awesome men of tumblr

Yo fuck you being the small spoon is the fucking best

irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do

flynnriders:

The greatest gift and honor…is having you for a daughter.

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am